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ENVY: IT'S HARD TO BE A CIVILIAN
« Okay Daniel, now are you going to tell me why you're pouting? » « I'm not pouting. I'm... displeased. » « And why ? » « Because I don't have dog tags. » « What? Daniel, you want dog tags? » « They make you look manly. Hell, they make Sam look manly. Why don't I have any? » « Because you're not military. » « Well, sometimes it sucks! Last month for the ceremony, you wore your great uniform, and I wore tweed. No wonder Thor stole you away to be alone with you on his ship. » « Danny, I'll let you wear my uniform anytime you like... As long as we're in my bedroom. » |
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